"Hey, it's me. I figure since you don't return my phone calls, I'll go ahead and leave another message saying how proud I am you actually got around to hooking up the answering machine I sent you last September. I'm going in for heart surgery tomorrow, and I don't know if I'll be back or not, but if they do find anything, and I do mean ANYTHING in my chest resembling a heart, I will personally hold YOU accountable and will spend my days researching ways to get your next life's pass revoked. You hear me, asshole? . Other than that, have a great day and call me back. Take care."
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